A Brief Conversation

I thought I'd post a short conversation so that you could laugh and imagine what it would be like to sit on the couch and watch TV with us.

We were watching Jon and Kate Plus 8 during which J reports:

J:Boy, I can't wait to have kids!
C:I know.
J:No really. I can't wait.
(Commercial then comes on that show mom giving birth)
C:You realize that part comes first...before the kid.
J:That's you, not me. Plus, I've taken some pretty big dumps before so I know how it is.